I've been feeling especially tacky lately. And I have these overwhelming desires to take my bra off and throw it at Wayne Newton.
That must mean one of two things, either we're leaving for Vegas soon, or I need to stop eating spicy foods before bedtime.
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OH boy. I never understood the phrase "Lusty month of May" until this post.
Sounds like you need to go buck wild!
Hee hee.
I enjoyed this post. I could (oddly) hear you say it.
First of all, if you go see Wayne Newton I'll have you arrested. Secondly, maybe you should bedazzle your bra before you go throwing it at anyone!
My husband asked me last night, "what would you do if I started wearing Neil Diamond shirts...like to work and stuff?"
Since we're not going to Vegas anytime soon, I'm going to omit curry from my cooking.
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