12.08.2009

I'm guessing they didn't move on to the parlor for tea and crumpets following this meeting.


Well Lady Gaga, if that is your real name, I would have chosen to wear something a bit less pleathery to meet the Queen of England. And maybe a trowel less blood-red eye make-up too.

You've confused her. You call yourself a Lady? I mean, you're not even wearing gloves for Heaven's sake! Your hands are not folded respectfully like the gentlemen to your left. And she's probably thinking she'll see a semblance of you in her nightmares. Why, you're no Lady at auwl!

No, Queen Elizabeth, I don't think she crashed your party. If she did, she is about a week too late with that trick. People have already been there, done that, got the restraining order. Someone must have wanted to frighten you and really test your manners. I hope the Lady with the blood-red eyes and pouffy sleeves and gloveless hands doesn't haunt you tonight. But if you get a second, listen to her "Poker face" song. It's frustratingly catchy, and it's a real foot tapper.
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In what universe did the tween meet? I mean really, this photo is quite the juxtaposition.

4 comments:

Ky • twopretzels.com said...

I really would have preferred to see the other angle... I would have like to have seen the Queen's face when meeting, "Lady" Gaga.

Too funny.

Written Permission said...

I swear this looks like a wax museum. What other reason could there possibly be for having those two in the same room?!

MD said...

Lady Gaga has absolutely no reason to kowtow to the Queen of England, at least not while she is acting as the Queen of Hearts. Duh.

Iris Took said...

WP! I also thought this was a wax museum photo! HAHAH!

Well, let's be serious, if there was a press release stating that Lady Gaga and the Q of E were actually robotic wax figures, would any of us really be surprised?