9.16.2008

Wuv, Trwu Wuv.

Q. How do I know my husband loves me and accepts me for who I am and my body for what it is?

A. Because he points out when the girls in Playboy have smaller breasts than me to make me feel better about my chestial shortcomings.

And quite honestly, I appreciate that.


*I'm sure you understand why there is no photo with this post. If you need a visual, pick up the latest edition of Playboy. I'm much bigger than that.

6 comments:

Amber said...

I love that you quoted Princess Bride. Best movie of all time.

MD said...

In the words of the infamous Master P:

"Shake what ya momma gave ya, you look good that's why they hate ya!"

Keep keepin it real my love, it's more fun that way ;).

Iris Took said...

Loved the title also!

Yes, that is a nice thing to point out about the whures in Playboy. PS AIRBRUSH much whures?

Ky • twopretzels.com said...

Love md's comment.

Wouldn't it be fun to have big cans for just ONE day, though? Count me in for one, maybe 2 days.

Iris Took said...

Ky, big cans? HAHAH

I enjoyed MD's further explanation of the issue. I really think all the terms for breasts are funny in his post, i.e. bolt-ons, etc....

Ky • twopretzels.com said...

Glad you like "big cans." My personal favorite is, "hoots" for those of us with chesticles that do not qualify as "hooters."